"Congratulations, you've incapacitated the possessed canon character! At this point it will be necessary to brandish the Word of Canon so that you may proceed to soundly beat the Mary Sue out of the character in question, with or without appropriate religious intonation. Care must be taken to ensure that injury to the character is avoided at all costs."
Yes, that is my PPC Agent alter-ego.
Beating Severus with a hardbound copy of Order of the Phoenix.
... Cut me some slack; I was bored.
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