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PPC Guidebook - Exorcisms by Artema PPC Guidebook - Exorcisms by Artema
"Congratulations, you've incapacitated the possessed canon character! At this point it will be necessary to brandish the Word of Canon so that you may proceed to soundly beat the Mary Sue out of the character in question, with or without appropriate religious intonation. Care must be taken to ensure that injury to the character is avoided at all costs."

Yes, that is my PPC Agent alter-ego.

Beating Severus with a hardbound copy of Order of the Phoenix.

... Cut me some slack; I was bored. ;p

Check out the updated version here: [link]

PPC and related Jay and Acacia
Severus and other HP stuffs JK Rowling & WB
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:iconhsavinien:
HSavinien Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2010
I approve of this greatly. ^_^
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ClopinKingOfGypsies Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
omg I can't stop laughing....
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:iconartema:
Artema Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm glad people still like this piece! :3
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:iconclopinkingofgypsies:
ClopinKingOfGypsies Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
ha ha ha yeah it's laughable.... it's still making me laugh
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:iconartema:
Artema Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your comment to this has made me redraw it. :3 Expect it up in a few days.
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ClopinKingOfGypsies Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
0_0.... what I do? What I say? xD lol
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:iconmyschief0:
Myschief0 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2008
*thwack thwack thwack*
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:iconhsavinien:
HSavinien Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2008
*cheers*

Agent Glass here. ^_^
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:icontwitchette:
Twitchette Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2007
Hey! A Protector!

Very awesomely done.

I admire you for going into the insanity of HP fanfics. I wouldn't go near them anymore with a 12-foot pole. Lord Of The Rings is enough for me. xD

May Possession!Sues rot and burn in the basement of the fiery depths of hell, because hell is too good for them.
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PeridotHorntail Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2007
Damn, it's a shame he went good in the last one, otherwise I'd still have legality to beat him.
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:iconmyschief0:
Myschief0 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2008
Sadist!
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:iconperidothorntail:
PeridotHorntail Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
Yes. Yes I am.

I have/am SLOWLY coming to terms with the man. At least he shares my cynical, love of sarcasm.
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:iconmyschief0:
Myschief0 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
Ah, a fellow recruit of Sergeant Sarcasm. *grins*
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:iconperidothorntail:
PeridotHorntail Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2008
Indeedy. That's what finally just made me go. "Fuck it. He's cool."
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:iconmyschief0:
Myschief0 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
*silver and green pom-pom waving*
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:iconperidothorntail:
PeridotHorntail Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2008
*waves blue and bronze pom-poms right back*

Sorry dearie, you can't convert me THAT much. Snape may be one awesome PIA, like Dr. House, but you won't catch me dead supporting the housze of the blonde ferret.
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Myschief0 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2008
Mraw?
Agh! You've misinterpreted my motive! I'm not a fangirl by any stretch of the word! I'm just sneaky and sarcastic with criminal tendencies.
What would the Quidditch teams' cheerleaders be like? Interesting. *evil grin*
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SaijanBulma Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2007
Absolutely wonderful. I'd fave it but for some reason faves isn't working for me. xxx
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:iconwhispersinthenight13:
DOWN WITH THE SUE!!!!!

This. Is. Hysterical. Instant fave.
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Setsuna-Koneko Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2007
haha I love it! favsss
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:iconkore-proserpina:
Kore-proserpina Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2006
Beat that Sue! Beat it right out of him! Heh heh, though I fear that The Sues have attempted to hijack my work. Don't worry, I have beat them soundly into submission with OOTP in one hand, and GOF in the other.
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SilentChaos9 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2006
Lol! I luv it, its kawaii! ^.^
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Chelonianmobile Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
:laughing: Heeheehee! My own agents know about difficult exorcisms. They've had to zap various villains from Brian Jacques' Redwall series, which is tough because they're homicidally violent even when in character, but at least they don't have access to magic wands. Maybe it's a good thing my agents don't do much Harry Potter stuff.

And Snape is just too adorable here. I never could do convincing motion blurring, I'm so jealous of your work on his arm there!
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ElectrikPinkPirate Featured By Owner May 22, 2006
this is too friggin' cute and to friggin' true!! HAHAHAHA!! love it! especially the expressions on their faces!! hee he hee *favs*
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tommiV13 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2006
BURN all Mary Sues.

-Tamiko
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Elliekin Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"The power of Rowling compels you!" XD Brilliant art. ^_^
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simply-irenic Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As a fellow PPC Agent...thank you for drawing this. It made my day. x3
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hermitchild Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Too true, cute, and funny!
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:icongundamkiwi:
gundamkiwi Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2005
*le gasp!* Another PPCer! (again!)

Exorcisms are fun. *nodnod*
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:iconartema:
Artema Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2005  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yessss, yes they are. >3
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Neshomeh Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Another PPCer, yay! I shall watch you. ^_^

This is great. Poor, poor Severus... I can see a trip to FicPsych in his future. Again.

Jenni: He has his own corner of the ward. I'm not kidding--as soon as he leaves, he's coming back. It's enough to drive a person crazy. *works in FicPsych*

*patpats*

*exit stage right*

~Neshomeh (and Jenni).
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Hraefn Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
:claps: Hear Hear!!

:evillaugh: Death to Mary Sues!
Um...I'm okay really... ;)

This is brilliant! :D :D :D
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Jaaku-san Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2005
That's too beautiful for words :rofl:
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MystressCyanide Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2005  Student General Artist
:lmao:
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Polymethodic Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2005
lmao. *fav* One more day till HBP....
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Taijiya-sango-chan Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2005
thats so funny. lmao. ^^
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PreventerFire Featured By Owner May 31, 2005   Interface Designer
thats so awesome! i love it! must show all my friends! :+fav:
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saveri Featured By Owner May 28, 2005  Student
Excellent.
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Kuramakun Featured By Owner May 18, 2005  Student Photographer
wonderful^^
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Raptorix Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2005  Student Filmographer
*cheers*

JUSTICE!!!! ^^
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Kunenk Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2005
*snickers* Fun.
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Dannys-angel Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2005
funny and cute :rofl:
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venuslove Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2005
hahahah!
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Shadow-Hoshi Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2005
*falls off chair laughing* OMiGee!!!! That was hilarious! Thank you for making my morning start off on a laughing not. LOL Poor Snapie-face.
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Shadowyng Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2005
Eee, very cute!! Can I have that Snape to hug and squish?? +fav
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bishigurl345 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2005  Student
hahahaa..thats excellent you should publish this guide for other fandoms that have been the victims of mary-Sue rape ;)
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Jateshi Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*cackles* I remember thiiiis! XD Lovely.
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Caity-Mayhem Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2005
BWahahah, that priceless :p
Mary Sues and cannon ruiners need to DIE. slowly.
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Magdaleina Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2005
Yaaaaay! Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
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philotas Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2005
:rofl: Simply hilarious... Lovely chibi style too!
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